Do you have a bentscher app on your i-pod? Does it contain ‘cookies’? If so, does anyone know how to kasher it for Pesach? The best advice I’ve found so far was that it cannot be kashered and must be ‘blended’.

Of course, if you purchase the Sefiros app that will kasher your i-pod and then you can try to stick all the pieces back together.

(this post is a joke, by the way, please do not try this at home. And your i-pod is fine, unless you also use it as a tablemat)