Poor old Yasser. Not only is he dead, and not only has the Palestinian Authority that he set up fallen apart, but they had the audacity to steal his nobel prize as well!

The Hamas gunmen who broke into the Gaza house of late Palestinian Authority Chairman Yasser Arafat on Saturday, also stole his Nobel Peace Prize and his widow’s evening gowns, the Palestinian news agency Wafa reported.

So be on the lookout for masked armed men wearing evening frocks carrying a nobel prize. Listen to how seriously this is being treated by Fatah:

“This is a real crime which was preceded by crimes of killing, slaughter and theft by the gangs of the Hamas militia and its executing force in the presidential headquarters in Gaza, as well as the execution of Fatah officers.

Sorry, which is worse? Stealing the prize or killing and slaughtering? It is not clear to me (my Arabic grammar is not so good).

In my opinion the real crime was giving him the prize in the first place and rewarding terror by calling it peace. At least with Hamas they say openly what they want to do. They deserve the prize more.

I was thinking of what a nobel prize winner in a dress would look like, and I can’t quite figure it out, but the latest recipient of the CBE is Barry Humphries, better known as Dame Edna Everage. Not a terrorist, just a commedian. But this is the news article:

DAME Edna Everage creator Barry Humphries is given a CBE in the Queen’s Birthday Honours.

Comic Humphries, 73 — catchphrase “Hello possums” — admitted: “I am deeply honoured.”

Referring to his comedy alter egos, he added: “At last I can address Sir Les Patterson and Dame Edna Everage on an improved footing.”

And here is the photo:

Well done Barry