Sorry – couldn’t resist this one:

The media is reporting a planet that was discovered that has four suns! I thought Tatooine was cool with two suns (I actually spent an hour once at a bar mitzvah discussing with a physicist whether or not that was possible, and what shape its orbit would be – I guess it is possible!). But four suns!

Imagine what their Pesach Seder must be like:

(the wise sun, the wicked sun, the naive sun and the sun who does not know how to ask)

Boom boom (I’ll get my coat)